UNFORTUNATELY BRADY HAS APPARENTLY GONE INTO A COMA

  Hello all,

   I am writing to you in a rather somber mood today, and have some shocking news to share. I guess the first bit of news I need to share is actually happy and it's that my backspace button works on my new tablet I just have never used it before so I didn't really know how exactly to use the tablet or it's backspace button. Now, I have some other news. Last night, I drank 2 more beers (ic light) from the fridge and hoped that my dad would not notice. He didn't considering the news that followed (Score!). I also hit the vape that is new to me and I was properly drunk and faded truthfully. The rest of this story and my actions can be attributed to Anonymous AKA Chris Newman due to his comments on my posts bringing out my Inner Wolf. What followed was a domination of Brady. I wish I would have recorded the beating because I really put a clinic on. He was underneath me in his bed, and I used the mini trampoline in our room to jump, and grab onto the top of the bed and swing my feet into the throat of Brady. He took 2 minutes to get up and I celebrated like my heroes Joshua Saunders and RVD.

  After he got up, he truthfully it me with some disgustingly hard chops to the chest and face. I hit him with some slaps with both hands on his ears, and then hit him with the steel chair. I hit him multiple times. I then placed him in front of the piles of our clothes (still just on the floor because I converted our closet into my Posting Zone) and placed the 55 gallon metal barrel on top of his body. I then climbed onto the top of my bed. I put him in front of the clothes so I could fully place my force into him and then roll off so that I am unharmed. I performed a perfect 5 Star Frog Splash and landed unharmed whilst Brady took the beating of a lifetime. He was unresponsive and I placed the steel chair onto Brady's body. I noticed a goop sort of thing ooze from the barrel but assumed it was just some water. I jumped onto my dresser and hit a Van Terminator straight into the unconscious face of Brady Legume.

  Some of the ooze flowed into his mouth whenever this happened. I think this really is the thing that injured Brady. He wouldn't move and I waited an appropriate amount of time before calling in my parents. I gave him 20 minutes to recover and get back up but he didn't move, so there was nothing I could do. My parents took him to the ER and apparently he has contracted some diseases from the ooze that seeped from the 55 gallon metal drum into Brady's mouth gave him both metal fume fever from the chromium and radiation poisoning from the polonium. Whoops! On one hand, I feel bad because I indirectly/directly caused Brady to become comatose but also he it was kinda inevitable anways.

In my defense, the doctors said he also suffered from salmonella which is my current theory about his condition. Anyways, his already frail body from the salmonella has placed itself into a coma in response to the combination of the metal fume fever and radiation poisoning. So now, we are currently in the position where we are waiting for Brady to be revived from his coma. On the upside I am writing this from Brady's tablet. 

  I will post some more and let you all know about his condition and if he gets better. I truly don't feel responsible for his condition at all and slept perfectly last night. I guess this morning since Brady was admitted into the hospital at 12:30 because I began my attack at night. But I had a great sleep and am planning to use his mattress to seriously upgrade the Posting Zone. Have a good day guys MIND BODY AND SOUL!