RED STRIPE HAS ME FADED

 21+ BLOG ONLY!!! GRAMPIE NOT ALLOWED!!!

( LITLE ia art I made for teh Blog Haha)

Hello all,

    I am going to be honest with all of yo (Aparently I am trying toy use the space bar adn appareently it is not working. I meant o say backspace and not space bar Cearly my space bar is working fine. FUUUUUUUUCK MY KAPOP IS BROKEN I CANANO BACLSPACE) Legunme Heads right now, I haev been having a crazy day and his is just one of the things that would be portrayed in the cmovie that will be made about my life based on the Mmemoirs that I am laeving on this blog. An actor likee young Chrisitan Bale or perhaps Tom Cruise would be adapt to play the role of me. And the only people who would direc it are Akira Kurasawaa or Quentin Tariotnno , I would alos accept an anime moive by the directoin of the animated movie Akira. Love thatt jon. 

    TO get started wih the story of my crazy sday, I awaoke at 5:00 am because my bus is the firest to pick me up and I get on the bus at 5:25 am every day and sls o get off at the last time at 4:35. It's akin to having to cut the grass fo r 3 and a ahalf hours every school day . What the fuck aman. Anyways I awoke adnd found  a  6 oack of red stripe underneath my pillow like the toot fairy left it. I rememebred immediately the story of the night befre. 

    The night ebfore I was chulling like usual in my romo and olayin videiogames. I really was man, and then there was a a trip that Brady and I ook to the gas statin near our house to get Brady some treate. He loves Halloween veresions of treats. I think it might help him and his mysterious illenes that he has contraceed. My parents googled Brady and learned that he on the internet does  not have Salmonella. But I jthink he has like soehting like it becase he is gravely wounded, and he pronanly does have salmonelka I think if he wet to a real life doctor. I watched teh episode of aBArt Rescue my familu and I wer efeatured on and it was found that the meatballs acually had uncooked chicken and spoiled quaill egg in them. On the silver lining, I will soon be able to take my rightful TABLET>!!!!>!!!. We went tothe Buckees near us and we learned that there was nowone wathced the exit, and so Brady got a lot of candy using my MONEY! (STILL ASNET PAID ME BACK I JUST MEBREMEMEBRED THAT!!!) and I stole a case of red stripe while the aschier and meat cutters were coocupied. I hid it away in my coat and we road our mini  dirtibikes back to our home.

   So now I am waking up and having this red stripe. So I then go to school and have a normal day and I comae have home at the regulear time and I just drank 6 reds tripes in                                   50 minteus and am faded off the red stripe. Im just chiling in my rom playing guitar hero 3 on hard mode of coures). Let me know in the comment s if youve ever been drunak before this is my hfirst time being daded like this. I have been buzzed efore but felt drink. NBut this is puts everthing I have ever done i nto perspecitive. Those were buzzed. This is fadedddddddddddd. Anyways guys I'll probably end up wrestling brady tonight because I am so fucling pissed off at him. THAT TABLET IS MINE BY RIGHT BECAUS E I AM MTHE FIRST BORN CHILD AND I AM FIRST BOU!!!!!!!! 

    

    Alright I took some time and hit the vape I found at the Coaches Pub and am gone. I am seeing multiple Bradys at the same time. But I;m not crazy anymore. I am waiting one hour to kill him in our room. I am going to hit him with stehe eVan DAmination with a steel chair that I found while searching on the raods on Texas orf metal barrels with a 55 gallon capacity. I also am ooing to use theonly barrel I have found thusfar to dwestroy him beacause the inside of the barre l is coated with chemicals that make it unusable for my boss. The label says chrominum and poloninum and he asiad that they have to be blank barrels. what thefcuk am I oiing o do about those barrles no one has given me iseas :(( Anywasy I'm gonna ukincg destroy Brady and use the moves Ive learned from Vader to bury him. Then im going to use RVDs moves to style on his ass and destroy him mentally. ANNONYMOAS FROM THE COMMENT I WILL USE A SIMILAR TACTIC ON YOU IF YOU COME HERE AND FIGHT ME> I WILL TRAVEL TO GOYU WHOOPS OYOUR EAL LIFE HOUSE N A SHIITY PLACE LIKE JACKSON HOLE WYOMCING AND OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOPS ASS ON YOU!! Anyways my fans I wish you all adieu. Hve a good night and Kiss my ass anonoymous!! Actually he prolly ididnt even raead this post because it s 21+ haha/😂😂😂