LIFE JUST ISN'T WORTH LIVING ANYMORE
Hello all,
It is me again, Cameron Legume. As the title says, I have lost my lust for life and just don't really care about anything anymore. I started feeling this way after my parents took my tablet and other devices because of what I did to Brady. It is completely unfair and I let my parents know by slamming the doors in the house and ruining the groceries that my mom bought by creating a Cameron Classic Soup (Every grocery item on the kitchen floor). My second Cameron Classic Soup was enough to convince my parents to give me some internet time again which is why I'm posting. I don't get much internet time so I am planning some more protests to improve my mental health. With only half an hour of technology every day, I really am starting to see the darker sides of myself come out. With nothing to do since I don't have my Xbox either, I really am starting to think about jumping off a bridge to show my parents that they fucked up by taking away my tablet. The true horrors of my mind that my tablet was suppressing are resurfacing, and the cornucopia of lies that Chris Newman has built will fall due to my hate.
Kris, you have officially bit off more than you can chew. You and you sidekick dark mike are spreading lies around the internet about killing Kyle Crorker. I know you didn't kill him because we have been communing during my half hour of internet the past week. I also have been writing this post for a week but can only type so fast on my Blackberry (Idiot parents won't give me my tablet during internet time). I contacted the official authorities about this due to the pertinent threat that is on Kyle Crorkers life right now. Kyle is alive and well and you and your threats will be nullified and you and dark mike along with your magic will be thrown into jail forever. You broke son of a bitch with a small credit score.
An update on Brady - he is not doing well. When he first entered the coma, he has significant amounts of brain activity but since an incident in the hospital, he has ceased brain activity. The incident was a period of 10 minutes where Brady was deprived of oxygen. Upon reviewing the cameras, it was found that a man entered the room during the time frame when this happened. My parents have seen the footage and confirmed the man looked like dark mike, Chris Newman's henchman. Chris Newman and his associate dark mike directly caused my brother Brady to lose brain activity. Brady also has recieved 0's on all of his school assignments because his excuse did not count for long enough so he is flunking out🤣🤣
Chris, the police are after you now. Soon, when Donald Trump is elected, you will be put to life in jail in solitary confinement and dark mike will be sent to Guantanamo Bay according to Q. You and dark mike really messed up this time. But truly I just really don't care that much about it anymore. Or anything. Without my internet time life just isn't fun. What am I supposed to do on the bus for 1 hour each way without a phone. What am I supposed to do when I'm chillin at home and wanna play Halo or Call of Duty with my boys. It is easily the most pressing issue in my life right now. Anyways guys, my internet time is almost over and I've spent so many days writing this so I'm out ! Make sure to send hate to Chris Newmans's blog because he really hurt my brother! Pray for his downfall please for me and the Legume family especially Brady. Peace! (Attached is my family crest). Also in the days since writing the title and first few paragraphs I've leveled out and have found meaning in life through revenge against Chris Pooman and am dedicated to that mission and happy again and would never harm anyone except on my Chris Newbman quest.
Yeah ok, buddy. “ Make sure to send hate to Cameron Legume's blog because he really hurt my brother!” you typed that in your blog. I think that reveals a little more about who actually pulled Brady’s oxygen. Dark Mike and I don’t give a fuck about Brady. Brady was actually snapping me a lot a few months before his comma. We were dogs. He was dark af. You r obsessed with me, you are obsessed with harming Brady, and you are obsessed with pretending that Dark Mike didn’t kill Kyle Corcker. Kyler Corcker is actually very dead. I have no idea who you are talking to. Probably a porn bot.
ReplyDeleteChris I was writing Blog posts when you were sucking your mother's tit so don't tell me shit. I accidentally wrote my name because I only have 30 minutes a day of internet and wasn't able to proofread that paragraph before uploading. dark mike did mentally kill Brady and he will be punished to the fullest extent of the law for that. You can talk tough all you want on the internet but I know you will be crying yourself to sleep in jail when the police arrest you and dark mark. Brady was a chill guy he didn't really beef with anyone so I don't even know what your point is about. And of course he is dark and brooding, he is my brother and follows in my footsteps. That's until dark mike dark miked Brady and removed his consciousness. You are obsessed with me because like 3/4 of your posts are about me. I am a variety blogger and talk about the stuff in my life unlike FOOLS like you. You are a disgrace to the medium. I hate you because you are a bad blogger first and foremost - your hips and what you have done to Brady are all secondary yet still integral to the cornucopia of hate that I possess for you, your accomplices, and your kin. Fuck you for killing Kyle Crokcoker and I do not watch porn. I was talking to a representative for Ted Cruz who repeatedly called me and we both connected over our love of the aforementioned senator. The police have dark mikes DNA and Kyles Corkoes zombie corpse and are soon going to torture you by making you into zombies using the same voodoo magic that killed Kyle and killed the brain of Brady.
DeleteThis comment is just as long as your stupid fucking post. How did you write that in under a week? I seriously am filled with hatred and anger. If you could see me brooding in my dark room you would piss yourself. And i would get on all fours and start licking the piss up. I like to drink piss.. dark mike style.
DeleteMy words per minute is displayed in my blog you idiot. My comment is 295 words and my wpm is 81 so it took me less than 5 minutes to write that comment you imbecile. I think your room is dark because you can't afford electricity because you need to get a job you loser. I'm sure no one is your bumfuck town wants to hire the piss drinker though so it might be hard to find employment. I'd recommend going to a place like jobcorps to get training so you can put that on your resume alongside your extensive history of drinking piss and eating shit.
DeleteIf I could say slurs to you, they all would have been said by now. Especially slurs that mean idiot, for example “doofus”. You are a doofus. Oh god. I am the mastermind behind your demise.
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DeleteInteresting way to prove your point Chris! You really got me by admitting you would call me slurs if you could! The ACLU will be seeing this and so will your employer. Dark mark you don't have an employer so don't worry about it!
Deleteone time I told my parents that if they got my a Nokia I would jump off of First National Bank. I was dead serious. Your Xbox situation reminded me of that.
ReplyDeleteI'm a little confused on how a dog would even begin to type on a Nokia phone with it's paws hahahyuck! You mustve thought you were a cat with 9 lives that can survive any fall ! big dog lorm michael
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