GO SUPPORT LORNE MICHAELS

 Hello all (specifically Grampie).

    I am posting this before I confront Brady and put him in his rightful place. I am typing on my Blackberry with a backspace button intact inside of my Thoughtful Posting Zone. Brady is using his tablet for roblox videos and it could be put to such better uses. I have to figure out that backspace thing though. Fucking moron I'm gonna beat destroy him. Anyways. An auspicious blog has popped up and its run by no one other than my good time pal Lorne Michaels! The link to his website is below! I'll do a small little ad really quick so you are persuaded to click that dang ol link! First of all, the breadth of the photos on his website really captures his essence and humor he brings to television! His eyes stare into me, nice design btw Lorne! I know you're reading! Shove it up your ass anonymous I also know you're reading. If you scroll down far enough, there is even a little surprise! SPOILERS SPOILERS - its a dog wearing sunglasses that is strangely reminiscent of The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald RESUME READING WITHOUT SPOILERS - . I can only say wonderful things about the character of Lorne Michaels. He truly was a friend for me when no one else was! He is sort of like a parent to me in a way. He is to me what John Cena is to all of those Make A Wish kids where he makes my dreams come true. I am being completely serious. When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see the Macy Days Parade and the marching bands and snoopy floats and etc. Lorne Mchaeils spotted me from the crowd and saw something in me. He called it the Legume Charm. From then on out, I was cast as a child actor in many SNL scenes where audience laughter was involved and I was in the audience. Most notably, I was heard laughing in Dana Carvey's last time hosting on February fifth, two thousand and eleven. Lorne Michaels presented me with that incredible opportunity and many laughs over the years. 

https://pleasefinanciallysupportlornemichaels.blogspot.com

    Now it is my time to repay Lorney for all the great things and opportunities he has presented me with. Using my large Blog audience, I am endorsing the above blog and suggesting you to donate for the betterment of art and the media landscape. Without him, America wouldn't have it's best medicine, laughter. Now go donate (especially you Grampie) to Lorne so he can save the world.