THOUGTS ON BIRDS

     

    Guys this may be news to some of you but birds are awesome, no cap! I really enjoy birds and their noises and also really love how birds fly and act. I love them the bird pictured above is a European Starling and they look the coolest I think and also sound really cool but they are devils. They are really invasive and eat a ton and outcompete other birds. If there aren't many nesting positions which is growing increasingly common, they gain nesting cavities that other birds just can't compete for. They kill baby birds and shit this is war for them! Shit's for real man. I love the thrill of seeing birds in the wild. Owning a birding app is awesome because birds can be identified by their calls and photos of them. I would recommend learning some bird stuff to improve you life! and learn ornithology and such.

    Flightless birds are really sad to me I think. As a human I dream of flight and having wings. It would be awesome to fly like Goku. I would be so much more sad to be a bird that couldn't fly though. I have everything need3d to fly but lack the ability due to many evolutionary factors beyond your control. Haha maybe I'm just crazy. I think penguins are pretty cool though I wish them the best. I would love to see one in it's natural habitat one day. I think I would jump and yell Huzzah because it is a life goal of mine. I feel the same with ostriches to a lesser extent because they look so fucked up. They look so fucking gross. I don't like them. I wouldn't jump for joy when seeing one. I might be interested in how they look but also I think I'd be more interested in kangaroos and Australian people.

                    Not to go on a quick tangent from birds at the moment, but I don't think about Australia enough damnit. It is crazy that there is a continent that is a single country. Also, their culture is really cool I think I would love to meet the Chats. I really don't know too much about their culture to be honest but everything I see I think is cool. It just seems like a really interesting place. I am unsure if I would enjoy the experience of being there though, and don't think I could realistically live there. I don't think they get snow and a true Winter like I need. I don't know that for sure, and there is nothing I can do to learn it. I need the cold, and assume Australia don't get cold! I think I'd really enjoy the nature of Australia as well. It looks so diverse and almost alien. I think it also is a lot like America so I would enjoy it. I could never go to Britain because it seems so different from America but just in a much worse way. The accents, the euphemisms and the comedy all kinda suck dick. The good funny stuff is funny but the bad stuff is so much worse. I'd also thank Britain for some great music, but I struggle to do that as well. I think that Britain being such a terrible fucking cesspool inspired lots of great music because living in Britain is pain and pain inspires good music sometimes! Furthermore many greats like the Beatles took many drugs and made bangers and I'm sure at least some of the drugs were taken due to Britain sucking dick and them needing a release. Again, the bad British music is really bad. Shoutout to Hackney Diamonds! British entertainment sucks too I think. I've never seen Dr. Who, but someone I had to be around a lot loved the show and had a poster of it up in their room. I didn't like them and so that extends to the series. Maybe that is a slight towards my personality. Maybe it's judging a book by it's cover, but I honestly think that bad people like bad art and good people like good art. That's why every artist loves their fans and concerts are really fun experiences. I still will not listen to Radiohead due to some people in my past who are cringey and like Radiohead. I think their cars suck as well. Mini coopers and taxis and double decker buses suck. Jaguars suck. They all suck. Driving on the left side of the road sucks. With all of this being said, I'd love to visit the U.K. and Ireland and Scotland mostly for the second and third option. I think I could be a millionaire in Australia. I would travel to Australia and then the Philippines. At this moment, 1 American dollar is worth 55.97 Philippine Pesos. 1 piece Chicken McDo With McSpaghetti and Fries Large is 276 Philippine Pesos. That is shy of $5 for that meal. COME ON! I would simply live in Australia and do a Punch Drunk Love esque scam to get unlimited Airline miles and then get that meal all day every day. It would be incredible. I could only do that in Australia. hopefully it will be reality soon.

    To conclude birds are sweet and we should do much more to conserve their spp. and populations and also expand their habitats!