HAWK TUAH!

     Hayley Welch is completely unaware of the complete and utter destruction that the hawk tuah video will bring upon her. Everyone in the world dedicated to laughing at the reality and composition of the joke YOU alone created. At the moment Hayley Welch spoke those words in vain, a monster was created. A monster I say, unbound by borders or language. A true meme, the way it was meant before Dawkins' thoughts were conscripted by children on the internet.

    As the world turns, time does not stop. There is no NOW. NOW has passed and has become THEN. SOON is the new NOW. Compounded for millennia. Then codes for now, and then is now. It's all the same. The cynodonts, the first mammals, gained the ability to suckle through the development of the upper palate. From that moment on, Hawk Tuah was destined to be. The ability to hawk tuah, traced back to its' foremost roots, shows that the meme was there from the start. Who was the first to hawk tuah? Who was the first to really hawk tuah and develop technique? it does not matter, for it was hayley welch who first spoke those magical words upon to the world. The same suckling that allowed for cynodonts to dominate the world allowed for hawk tuah to dominate the internet waves. it may seem different, but in time, it will be shown to be all the same.

    Hayley welch cannot know what is coming her way. Someone who sees only attention does not care for the negative effects, at least for now. She does not see the forest from the trees, and soon, her days will be filled with little ceasars orders of just garlic cups and subway sandwiches full of lettuce and sauce. She has many sauce sandwiches coming her way from the trolls. Perhaps now, she does not see it, but it is on it's way. By opening herself up, and starting the talk tuah podcast, she has only fastened her downfall. By creating a podcast, she proved that she thinks she has something interesting to say. She does, but it's not her interviews with minor celebrities and losers that people find interesting. to be honest, it is not interesting at all yet. She is in the first 3 months of fame, where the jokes are still new. As the jokes age, Hayley Welch and her pain is all she will have to offer to her bloodthirsty fans. Like Joshua Faye Saunders, Hayley Welch wants fans and to be a celebrity. KingCobraJFS did not foresee his future when he was smoking snipes at Jobcore, and Hayely welch does not foresee her future nightmare. She also kinda looks like the Iron Shiek!