FUCK THE SUPERBOWL!!!

    From the title, it is clear I am hot about this issue. I must immediately come clean, I hate sports fans in general and not the Superbowl. I am very indifferent to the superbowl actually, but the people who enjoy sports and talk about sports frequently need to have their right to vote taken away because I hate them. However, naming the post FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIKES SPORTS AND WOULD CONSIDER THEMSELVES A FAN/ TALKS ABOUT IT AT WORK, a better name, would be terrible for the algorithm and I wanna be famous. All of my heroes are famous and thus I would like to follow in their footsteps. 

    When I'm at work, I'm there cause I have to be there. I really just wanna chill and listen to music and get my thoughts on like a G but people always insist on talking about sports. BRO! I have to be here so I can pay rent do not subject me to you 5 leg parleys that will never hit. I do not know these mens names! i just could care less. Also, people saying "Go Browns" as a greeting is possibly the worst thing. I struggle to think of anything that could make me want to speak to a person less. I think a person saying they were going to stab me would get a better reaction than saying that to me at work. Maybe.

Now with all of that being said, it is important to note being a casual sports fan is pretty fine and maybe even a little cool. Listening to Pat McAfee is not cool though and he needs to get his wimpy ass out of the WWE. Please HHH get Taz back on commentary fuck AEW. Also being at sporting events is pretty sweet. Only whenever the beer is cheap though or from a baseball bat vessel. Or there are some helmet nachos! 

On a real life note sports gambling on iphones was never intended and God is frowning on us for letting this happen. You should need to call a balding bookie to bet on any kind of sports LIKE A REAL MAN! Or at a casino I Guess perhaps mayhaps. And you all should watch the Roast of Tom Brady I rated it 5 stars on Letterboxd because its GOATED and Bert and Tom are really fucking funny. Anyways have fun my Little Legumies.